if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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