: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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