I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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