So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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