i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
either way he was missing a nipple.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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