Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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