seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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