Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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