Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize