So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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