her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
