I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Randomize