There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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