I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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