I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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