i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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