whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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