Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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