Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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