I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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