It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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