He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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