we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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