I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
why is half of my head shaved?
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