Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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