So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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