His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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