Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I need moral support for this bender
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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