jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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