I didn't shave. On purpose
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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