Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
All the doctor said was why
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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