it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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