Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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