She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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