so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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