zippers are such a cool invention
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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