so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My penis needs a shock collar
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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