Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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