I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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