office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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