If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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