Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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