just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You've changed since you got that strap on
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