Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Me too!
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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