3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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