He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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