What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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