how do flat chested girls get laid?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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