I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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