Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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