Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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