There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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