No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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